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SKETCHES OF MONTY PYTHON: I'm the G---essKniggett of Paddynet. You must bring me a sacred shrubbery or chop down the largest tree in the forest.. WITH A HERRING OR answer 3 questions 2 become part of the Knights who saay NI!
ZORAK'S PRISON POD!!!!!!: I do a pretty dang good impression of Zorak; He's my favorite character on that show.
Zorak's helpful hints: Come see if you can do a pretty dang good impression of Zorak.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast Transcripts: Get a deep knowledge of the awesome ever honorable character: ZORAK!!!!!!
The Most Complete List of X-Files Quotes On the Internet!!! : (unless some a.r.r dude ended it) Mulderisms, Scullyisms, tons of Sound Files Are Available Here!!!
MIB - The Magazine: Table of Contents: On Paddynet I'm Lady In Black, and in (kinda) real life, but look into this light.. now go see the movie for the first time.. BLINK! You are very very sleepy... Now go take a nap.. 8}
Hypnosis and DR. MIKE'S USEFUL LINKS & SOME JUST FOR FUN!: Somebody remind me later to tell you the funny story about my dad's college friend who got hypnotized.. It's a riot.. but my dad tells it better 8( But it's still funny!
Quotes, Sayings, etc.,: Quotes rule! Here's a bunch.. or at least, here's a place where you can locate a lot of links to quotes!
Toon e-mail postcards: Send your friend a funny e-mail postcard! Also, links here to send pictures of flowers, food, and/or clothing and everyday objects thru e-mail!
TRIPOD!: Place you can get free webspace and other stuff too! COOL PLACE!
Free Webspace from Allfaiths for Religious Organizations: Pretty self-explanatory name.
Funkytown!: Welcome to a funky town! A really cool wacked out place to be!
Barking Spider: Humor Page
Search for Parody Religions: A search in Yahoo for Parody/Humorous Religions
Cult of the Dead Cowís Ebola information: Wanna scare the crap out of yourself? Read about Ebola.. this is only meager skimpy information about Ebola. If you REALLY wanna know: read "The Hot Zone".
The four spiritual laws: Four Spiritual Laws
Some funny place I can't remember what it's about: .............
Jimi Hendrix Server: Whole lotta Jimi Hendrix here.. and links.
Jimiís Page: Supposedly Jimi Hendrix's homepage
Hendrix Bookmark Page: Several links to webpages solely on Jimi Hendrix
Jeffís Appeal to Reason: Jeff's Appeal to Reason (or lack there of)
Abuse-a-tron: For all you masochists and Monty Python fans, you can go here for instant insults! Creative and elaborate ones you've probably never heard before!
College Pranks: College-oriented revenges & practical jokes that are just funny to read.
Electronic Newsstand: The paperboy chuck the paper in the pool? Here's where you can get a new one for free! Free catalogs, business info, and articles from a wide variety of newspapers, magazines and other sources.
Personality Online Personality Tests: Pretty self-explanatory title.. but if you don't get it.. there are tests AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH here that you can take to define what sort of personality you have.. I don't think mine worked
E-zine FAQ: Questions and answers about how to start your own electronic magazine.
Discount Press: Offers the best prices on the largest selection of magazines anywhere. Use the search engine to quickly find any of 500 top magazines, at savings of up to 50% off the regular price....
Fortean Times Online: Haven't looked @ this yet, but I remember Special Agent Fox Mulder saying something about Fortean something or other in the chupacabra episode of X-Files and figured this magizine might be interesting
Online Zines: What is new in Ezines on the gopher. Comprehensive list of Ezines & the Ezine FAQ Etext archive of ezines - more ezines than you could ever read Etext's zines by subject
A.E.I. On Line: Provides literary management and production services. Schedule of workshops, tips on how to get your work published, and more.
On-line Dictionaries: A monumental resource of dictionaries, thesauri and other word tools.
Infoseek Search for Dictionaries For Different Languages: Translating Dictionaries!
Writing search on Infoseek: Cool and useful stuff for authors like me!
News Search by Infoseek: News on Arts/Humanities
Rebekah's Sancturay: My friend asked me to put this in, so I had to
George's Jungle: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
The "Ultimate" Weird Al, Midi page: Midis of the Great Weird One Himself!
The Ultimate Weird Al Yankovic website: It says it's the ulitmate one, but so also do so many other ones, too.
Welcome to Yankscape!: Sick of Netscape? Try this on for size! 8)
Al-oholics Anonymous: Anonymously admit it.. you've dared to be stupid and now you're addicted.. to WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!
The Weird Al Yankovic Internet Fan Club: Is it a *weird* internet Fan Club or a *weird* Weird Al Yankovic Internet Fan Club or is it just a "Weird Al" Yankovic fan club? It doesn't matter! Go there for Weird Al!
Jupiterís Red Spot: The home page of XVR27: A cool dude's page about a cool dude.
lyrics Weird Al Yankovic: All the lyrics you'll need.. or at least, all the ones I *think* you'll ever need...
Cathyís new link-o-rama: Lots-o-Links
Links: Links to MST3K!
The Amazing Colossal Web Page (Tomís Mystery Science Theatre 3000 page): A colossal page about MST3K!
Gypsyís *new* webpage: Gypsy is believed to maintain this page on MST3K.
Other science facts: Science facts on the "other" kind..
Somewhere in Time and Space: "In space, nobody can hear you cuss," -- me, Sept. 07, 1997
The Low Budget MST3K site : A place where YOU have the opportunity to press the BUTTON!!
The Low Budget MST3K site - Deep 13 links: Links in Deep 13.
MST3K audio stuff: It's like audio stuff about like MST3K and stuff...
Deux Ex Machina: Lots and lots and LOTS and *LOTS* of linkage about MST3K
Greg Kinnear Fact and Archive: What youíve been making FAQ - frequently asked questions - about... Greg Kinnear.. one of the coolest late night spokespersons.. ranks up there with Letterman.
MY favorite MST3K Quotes: Some personís favorite MST3K quotes.
Katieís Home Page of Love: Katie's Page on the Satellite of Love, and its' inhabitants
"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000"!: Enthusiastic title for Mystery Science Theatre 3000.. Enthusiastic webpage as well...
The Website of Love: MST3Kís Website of the Satellite of Love
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Yet another MST3K page.
The Tom Servo Construction Zone: Place where you can learn how to make the robots from MST3K
Space Ghost: Space Ghost, he da man.. er um.. ghost thingy..
The pod: I say we release Zorak and take us as our leader... as long as he doesnít hog all the gum.
Dog term glossary: Veterinary terms about dogs
Cartoon Planet Links: Links and chains, chains, chains.
Space Ghost: The only and oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnlllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy: SPACE GHOST!
Mixed Media (Formerly known as Cool wavs): Spaceghost sounds
Space Ghostís Ghost Planet: It wonít be Spaceyís Ghost Planet for long when me and Zorak take it over.. oh yeah, and bring it back to life.
Mikeís Space Ghost: Coast to Coast page: A Space Ghost: Coast to Coast webpage
Zorakís book: Zorakís plans to take over
Spaceghost: More Spaceghost
Charles "Space Ghostís" Haggs Home Page: A dude with the nickname "Space Ghost"
Ghost Planet: Spaceís place!
Markís Awesome Space Ghost Sound Page: He says itís awesome, but you be the judge.
Anagram server: An Anagram server to serve YOU and all your very own anagram needs.
The Webster Anagram Engine: An Engine for On-Line Anagram-making
Brendanís On-Line Anagram Generator: Sort of, obvious title, ainít it?

My   Familiar....   Kami   Kazi!     

Sadly, I was hardly even able to celebrate his fifth birthday on July 15th. You see, I forgot until late that night that it was his birthday. But I told him happy birthday anyways.

That day my boyfriend dumped me. The boyfriend I cared about more than any other guy I ever had (in the romantic sense). Now Arden's going out with an ex-druggee friend of mine. Honestly, I can tell you that I am not over Arden. I have liked him since about last August.. It shall probably take me a while to get over him. We were supposedly going out for almost four months to the day.

What I realized recently is how much I love my cat. His name is Kami Kazi. I got him when he was 6 months old. I have always had animals around in my life, besides 2 weeks when my mom was mourning over the loss of her manx cat when I was in either Kindergarten, or Pre-Kindergarten, or before I was in school. Anyways, Kami Kazi is the SWEETEST most INTELLIGENT cat I have ever met in my life. He understands probably more than I even think he can understand. He remembers. If any animal I've known has a soul, it is that cat (He thinks I'm his mother.). I think he trusts me more than I've ever trusted anybody in my whole life. The picture below looks a lot like he did when he was a kitten. He was probably a lighter red, though, because he has turned into a cream-colored persian. Also, his eyes are not of the color that are indicated in the picture. Kami Kazi's eyes are large owl-like copper-colored eyes, which keep track of everything in his surroundings. He has ulcers inside his mouth, on both sides, unfortunately, and every couple of months I have to drag him into the vet's office to get a shot that will make him better, and make him able to eat for a couple of months before the sores open up again and start to bleed. It's really sad.. but I love him, and I can't put him to sleep, especially when he's so alive, and so animated, and so full of life. He keeps me going.. If I can find a human guy who is so wonderful as my cat and so loving and trusting and so amusing.. and so caring I would marry him on the spot. Until then.. I shall trudge through the world, looking for a serious boyfriend who won't dump me on my cat's birthday.. and I shall take care of my little Fuzzbuster.. especially when he's sick. By the way, my family owns another cat named Figaro.. We also have a dalmatian named Sam McGee and a H U G E H U G E H U G E suckerfish named Curly and a goldfish with blue eyes who is named Muhammid Ali (Ali is the same size as Curly).

But let me get back on task with my feelings.

Recently, itís been almost like Kazi's dying.. Why do I get this feeling or this voice in my head saying that Kazi's dying? If someone asked me what being on this earth I love with completely devoted unconditional love, I'd automatically respond: Kami Kazi.

What would I do without Kazi? I don't know.. a huge chunk out of my heart has been taken out when one of my best friends (who just happened to be my boyfriend) dumped me.. If it happened to me now, I'd go completely downhill.. I would burst out crying for no reason whatsoever during school and no one would understand. He's my baby. He is so much of my life. No one would understand. No one does. I would feed that cat before I would feed myself if he would eat right now. Some people would laugh. He's my best friend. Or at least, he was my first true best friend that I've ever had. He is so much a part of my being, and this is either love, or it's devotion. You choose. No one'll understand, so try if you want to or just forget it. He's more true.. more human than anyone I know. He understands me better than any other being on the face of the planet. He sees right through me. He sees what I cannot. He knows me better than I ever have, and more than I ever will. I don't know how I could live with him dying!

Of course I wouldn't kill myself. I don't believe in suicide. It's wrong. Ayn Rand, (the brilliant author) had a character in the book "Fountainhead" which I have learned exactly the proper time when a person is ready for suicice.

The only time it would be alright to kill yourself is under these circumstances: If you can sit down with a gun in your hand, point it at your head (making sure the safety's off, and your finger's on the trigger), and not feel any emotion whatsoever, no glimmer of fear, no scent of remorse, no microscopic hint AT ALL of any emotion, happiness, longing, or anything. When you donít feel anything, then youíre ready for suicide. Itís the simple truth of it all. There is no person except for maybe 2-3 people I know that can actually say that to me. And when youíre at the point, you know what, you still donít want to die. Only at that point would the idea come to me, but even if I was there, I have so much I can do for people.. I couldnít do it, because there are people out there still left there that I can help. I can do something out there.. there is still someone left in the world to help. There is still someone else's soul I can touch. I can still make a difference. And whatever doesn't kill me will only make me stronger. I'll take a lot of crap.. And I'm not perfect, I'll probably deal some, but through it all I shall try my best to be as good a person on the outside as I know I am on the inside.. maybe better, because I sometimes get some really funky ideas I wouldn't divulge to ANYONE.

Why aren't I really worrying about what I'm writing down here? First of all, if people can't accept me for all my zany quirks and all, then they can go somewhere else.. get on with their lives. If they don't like what I'm trying to do, if they don't like me trying to make a point, and make a difference for those people in the world who aren't happy with how people are treating them, then the people can leave, or they can make me a martyr. Oh and besides that, let me see... let me see.. uh.. there are over 7 billion people on the planet and none of them can truly track me down, because none but a few select friends of mine have net access and are familiar enough with my personality to look for stuff on the internet about me.. etc., etc., etc.,.

I'm not worried, because whatever happens will happen. Right now, in these web pages I am being more honest and I'm being more true to myself than.. than *l* I think I ever have! Go figure! *chuckles* Ah well.. I love you all. Have a merry Hanukkah (?did I spell that right?) and a happy Christmas, and don't forget to have a Jolly Kwanzaa and many many many many more.. even though it is almost August. No.. just kidding, but do have a lovely holidays when they do come, and have a great day every day.. try to.. for my sake.. FOR YOUR SAKE! FOR YOUR SANITY'S SAKE! OR FOR YOUR INSANITY'S SAKE! Ah yes, and please try not to take me more seriously than I do. I'm a goofy person, but I am honest. I try my hardest not to lie.. Lies only complicate lives, I have discovered. Guess it was a smart commandment, eh? Oh well.. I'm really going now.. and don't forget to check out my other sites! They're more of my rehearsed insanity.. strangely logical that it is. And it's all honest insanity. (I call everything I do insanity, even if every single one of it is sanity, so don't worry)

W A I T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP! CEASE AND DESIST! I HAVE A MESSAGE BEFORE YOU LEAVE!

Oh pheww.. I stopped you.

I shall now sing lyrics to a song I don't know the title to and I don't know the band who sings it but it's lyrics are so true to my life. No wait, I recently figured out what the song is and who it's by. It's "All for you" by Sister Hazel. Anyways the song copyrights are all to them, so I have no responsibility, etc., etc., about it; I was merely quoting them.

"It's hard to say what is I see in you Wonder if I'll always be with you Words can't say and I can't do enough to prove It's all for you.."

Now.. SHOO! Go see me other pages, eh? Cause Life is a highway and I wanna ride it all night long.. it's a long long ride on this rollercoaster.. it's got lots of bends... people driving on the wrong side of the road.. student ed cars almost crashing because they're student ed teachers trying to help out at the wrong time... lots of potholes.. lots of thrills.. you might as well enjoy the ride because there's lots of gutters.. lots of bad drivers.. lots of curbs.. and a lot of construction on the wrong parts of town.. construction will probably never do something intelligent and clean up the right part of town.. until you tell yourself you shall do something stupid if they will do something logical.. then they'll do it about three weeks or two years later and you'll have to do something stupid because what you promise you don't break because you're an honest person and.. Life's uncomfortable! Get over it! Life is a b@#$^& and then you die, so don't go chasing butterflies, please stick to the Lizards <(me!) and the gizards <(not me) you're used to.. I know that there's plenty of wildlife left running in the world, but they're always running too fast but life is like a box of chocolates... you never know how long it's going to last! And life is like a lemon. Sometimes it's wet and squishy and sour and sometimes it gets lemon-juice all over your shirt, but remember if life gives you lemons, just make lemonade.. and splash it into life's face as revenge!!!!!! So, C'est la vie! SEIZE THE DAY! B-bye now.. Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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P.S. NEVER FORGET YOUR TOWEL!

P.P.S. IF ANY PERSON HAS INFORMATION THAT THEY COULD PROVIDE ABOUT WHY MY CAT WAS NAMED WHAT HE IS, PLEASE DO SO INFORM ME. IF YOU DON'T WISH TO E-MAIL ME, I HAVE A PLACE YOU CAN DROP ME A LINE WHERE YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE A E-MAIL OR ANYTHING AT: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/2530164 or http://wwp.mirabilis.com/2632812. Or, if you have an icq account, you can write me; I have two users: One is Airplane-Lady and the otherís LadyHitchhiker. ICQ is really kuwel and really is a lot easier to get in contact with people, as long as they have icq on.. it's kinda like an online beeper.

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© Copyright, Liz Young AKA Stoney Crazy Rockofeller-Hendrix, 1997

Stoney Crazy Rockofeller-Hendrix

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Kingsford, MI 49802
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